spongebob squarepants- im a goofy goober (song)

Andai aku jadi Gayus Tambunan (spongebob version)

Katy Perry - E.T. ft. Kanye West

Katty Perry – E.T. f. Kanye West

You're so hypnotizing
Could you be the devil
Could you be an angel

Your touch magnetizing
Feels like I am floating
Leaves my body glowing

They say be afraid
You're not like the others
Futuristic lover
Different DNA
They don't understand you

Your from a whole other world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go
Lead me into the light

Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love and
Fill me with your poison

Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for abduction

Boy, you're an alien
Your touch are foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial

Your so supersonic
Wanna feel your powers
Stun me with your lasers
Your kiss is cosmic
Every move is magic

Your from a whole other world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go
Lead me into the light

Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love and
Fill me with your poison
Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for abduction

Boy, you're an alien
Your touch are foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial

There is this transcendental
On another level
Boy, you're my lucky star

I wanna walk on your wave length
And be there when you vibrate
For you I'll risk it all
All

Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love and
Fill me with your poison

Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien
Your touch are foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial

Extraterrestrial
Extraterrestrial

Boy, you're an alien
Your touch are foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial

Avril Lavigne - What The Hell

Avril Lavigne – What The Hell

You say that I'm messing with your head (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
All 'cause I was making out with your friends (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Love hurts whether it's right or wrong (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I can't stop 'cause I'm having too much fun (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

You're on your knees
Begging please
Stay with me
But honestly
I just need to be a little crazy

All my life I've been good but now, woah, I'm thinking what the hell
All I want is to mess around and I don't really care about
If you love me, if you hate me, you can't save me, baby, baby
All my life I've been good but now, whoa, what the hell

What... what... what... What the hell?

So what if I go out on a million dates (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You never call or listen to me anyway (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I rather rage than sit around and wait all day (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Don't get me wrong. I just need some time to play-ay (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

You're on your knees
Begging please
Stay with me
But honestly
I just need to be a little crazy

All my life I've been good but now, I'm thinking what the hell
All I want is to mess around and I don't really care about
If you love me, if you hate me
You can't save me, baby, baby
All my life I've been good but now, whoa, what the hell

La la la la la la la la... Woah... Woah...
La la la la la la la la... Woah... Woah...

You say that I'm messing with your head
Boy, I like messing in your bed
Yeah, I am messing with your head
When I'm messing with you in bed

All my life I've been good but now, I'm thinking what the hell (what the hell)
All I want is to mess around and I don't really care about (I don't care about)
All my life I've been good but now, I'm thinking what the hell
All I want is to mess around and I don't really care about. (if you love me)
If you love me (no), if you hate me (no)
You can't save me, baby, baby (if you love me)
All my life I've been good but now, whoa, what the hell

La la, La la la la la la, La la, La la la la la la la

WalauPun Hatimu BerduRi Sprti Duren..
dan WajahMU Gax KerEn..
MIriP PengAMen..
Org NgoMong Spert iTU..
TP qt Te2p Flend..

Murid SD dengan Gurunya

Anto yang duduk dibangku SD ditanya Bu Fanny, Gurunya
Bu Fanny : Anto, ada 5 bebek yang lagi mencari makan disawah. Kalo ditembak pemburu,
kena satu yang tinggal berapa ?
Setelah berpikir sejenak, si Anto menjawab “Ga ada sisanya bu ”
Bu Fanny bertanya “kenapa ga ada sisanya ?”
Si Anto menjawab” yang lain terbang semua karena kaget”
Bu Fanny tersenyum bijak dan berkata “yah, sebetulnya bukan itu jawabannya. tapi saya suka cara
berpikir kamu ”
Si Anto tidak mau kalah ” boleh saya yang tanya bu guru ?”
Bu Fanny ” boleh”
Si Anto ” ada tiga wanita makan eskrim, satu makanya dikunyah2, yang satu digigit2 dan yg terakhir dijilat2. pertanyaannya wanita mana yang sudah menikah ?”
Tanpa berpikir panjang Bu Fanny menjawab ” sudah pasti yang menjilat2 eskrimnya”
Si Anto senyum2 dan berkata ” sebetulnya yang sudah menikah yang menggunakan cincin kawin bu……. tapi saya suka cara berpikir ibu “

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